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By Fiona Reid
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What's your best joke?

PUPILS and schools from across Dumfries and Galloway are urged to raise a laugh and enter national joke-telling competition VoiceBox.

It celebrates the joy of laughter and creativity among primary school pupils.

The competition is organised by the Royal College of Speech and Language Therapists.

The VoiceBox 2025 final will take place on June 5, with finalists from each of Scotland’s regions gathering at the Scottish Parliament, for a day filled with laughter and fun.

Prizes will include books and vouchers for the winners and their schools.

Entries are open now and close on Tuesday April 1.

And here’s a few of our favourite jokes to get you motivated:

What’s black and white and ‘read’ all over?

A newspaper!

What do you call Postman Pat without a job?

Pat

What kind of room doesn’t have windows or a door?

A mushroom

What do you get when you cross a cow with an earthquake?

Milkshake!

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

What do you call two robbers?

A pair of knickers!

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